SHORT FICTION (306)
2010
- How to String a Guitar (satire) in Clockwise Cat 16
- A Condensed Version of the Holy Bible pt. 1 (satire) in Clockwise Cat 16
- Is Zombie Porn the New Frontier? (satire) in Clockwise Cat 16
- O Extravagantes in Saucytooth Webthology
- Eurosmithy in Saucytooth Webthology
- Retropicnic at the Anarcafe in Saucytooth Webthology
- Conversations on this side of the weird in Eskimo Pie
- Gnostalgia in Eskimo Pie
- Sexual Education for Young Men (satire) in Clockwise Cat
- Selecton from Don Schixote in Full of Crow (July)
- Acknowledgement in Full of Crow (July)
- How to Survive Apartment Living: A Primer for Bachelors in Clockwise Cat 14-15
- A Well-Balanced Diet in Clockwise Cat 14-15
- The Biblioclasts in Counterexample Poetics
- Selection from Pompeii ii (Chapter 1) in Counterexample Poetics
- Selection from Pompeii ii (Chapter 2) in Counterexample Poetics
- Suburban Safari in Clockwise Cat
- PC Language Update in Clockwise Cat
- Cacophone in Oarystis
- The Orthographers in ken*again (serialized over two issues)
- Selection from De Imitatio Calembouri in Black Robert Journal 3.
- On Being Fourth Person Singular in Poetry Warrior
- A Bar Tale in Unlikely Stories
- De Vibrare in The Moose & Pussy 2
- Selection from Crackle in Unlikely Stories
- Double-Ended Meat Dildo Manufactured at Cosmodrome in The Journal of Precognitive Memories
- Ars Clitorum in The Moose & Pussy 1
- Ghostmodern Architecture in Ken*Again.
- Selection from Don Schixote in Mad Hatters’ Review. (Selected as one of the best writings on the web by Dark Sky Magazine on August 3, 2009).
- Fakebook Revolutionizes Antisocial Networking in Bewildering Stories 281.
- How to Avoid Being Invited to a Drab Garden Party in Unlikely Stories.
- Selection from The Vicious Circulation of Dr. Catastrope in The Journal of Precognitive Memories.
- Tain in OSOTO-2
- Selection from Jonkil Dies in Full Circle: The ARS Concordia Anthology.
- Romania: Redux in Full Circle: The ARS Concordia Anthology.
- Christmas Parades are a Deadly Derangement of Culture in The Journal of Precognitive Memories
- A Review with Teeth in Bewildering Stories 270. (Later selected for the fourth quarter anthology).
- Selection from Jonkil Dies in The Cricket Online Review.
- Selection from The Vicious Circulation of Dr. Catastrope in The Cricket Online Review
- Aphorism 82 from Astrozoica in The Cricket Online Review
- Aphorism 83 from Astrozoica in The Cricket Online Review
- Aphorism 84 from Astrozoica in The Cricket Online Review
- Aphorism 85 from Astrozoica in The Cricket Online Review
- Leftist Humour – Why it Never Obtains in Unlikely Stories
- The Omniarchive in OSOTO-1.
- The Smile Between the Panel in The Ranfurly Review 1.
- Random Classifieds in The Raging Face.
- The Stairwell of Mequitzli in Ward 6 Review vol. 2.2.
- Give Birth Sky in The Julie Mango: Journal of Creative Expressions v. 3.
- Logodrome in The Julie Mango: Journal of Creative Expressions v. 3.
- Selection from Jonkil Dies (formerly Mesophysiks) in The Julie Mango: Journal of Creative Expressions v. 3.
- The Email That Wouldn’t Die in Unlikely Stories.
- Dear God (Christ Absentee Report) in The Raging Face
- Selection from Jonkil Dies in Aquapolis 1
- Thurber’s Typos in DotLit
- How to Kill a Pig in Romania in The Raging Face
- The Perfect Businessman in Defenestration
- Second selection from Tales Pinned on a Complete Ass in The Raging Face.
- The Founding of Simitaphor in 3711 Atlantic
- Invariance in ken*again
- Flash fiction selection of Castor & Pollux in Big Bridge 12
- Selection from Tales Pinned on a Complete Ass in The Raging Face
- Reaganetic Biblical Foreign Policy in Unlikely Stories 2.0
- Flash fiction selection of Mesophysiks in Aesthetica (later part of Jonkil Dies)
- Flash fiction selection of Ratio Fragnoscendi in Monkey Kettle 24 (Feb). (later part of Jonkil Dies)
- Aphorism from Astrozoica in The Argotist Online
- Aphorism 14 from Astrozoica in Blind Man’s Rainbow
- Aphorism 15 from Astrozoica in Blind Man’s Rainbow
- Aphorism 16 from Astrozoica in Blind Man’s Rainbow
- Aphorism 17 from Astrozoica in Blind Man’s Rainbow
- How to Build a Cyborg(ans)” in the Moosehead X anthology, Future Welcome, UK.
- A Rainbow of Terror” in In Our Own Words v.6 (anthology)
- Selection from Codex Infinitum in Copious Magazine (November).
- Part 4 of Below Living: Excoriated Aphorisms of a Learned Idiot in Uber
- I, Jonkil Calembour” in The Julie Mango: Journal of Creative Expressions v.1.
- Flash fiction selection of Castor & Pollux in Somewhat
- Flash Fiction selection of Below Living” in Ten Thousand Monkeys
- Sex, Cigarettes, and Sin: A Worm’s Eye View of Montreal in The Raging Face.
- Flash Fiction selection of Codex Obscura in Your Black Eye
- Aphorism 41 from Astrozoica in The Argotist Online
- Aphorism 68 from Astrozoica in The Argotist Online
- Aphorism 71 from Astrozoica in The Argotist Online
- Aphorism 143 from Astrozoica in The Argotist Online
- Joyce Division in Jacob's Ladder 3 (anthology).
- Flash fiction selection of Codex Obscura in Fifteen Project
- Flash fiction selection of Tyranny Whenever in Defenestration
- Flash fiction selection of Urdoxa in Jack Magazine
- Flash fiction selection of Urdoxa in Retort Magazine
- Flash fiction selection of Urdoxa in BlazeVox2k4
- Flash fiction selection of Fort & Da in Hackwriters
- Flash fiction selection of Urdoxa in Mad Swirl
- Flash fiction selection of Urdoxa in Tin Lustre Mobile
- Flash fiction selection of Urdoxa in 3711Atlantic
- Flash fiction selection of Urdoxa in Quill and Ink
- Flash fiction selection of Urdoxa in Zygote in my Coffee #9.
- Flash fiction selection of Urdoxa in Ink Magazine
- Flash fiction selection of Urdoxa in Starving Arts
- Flash fiction selection of Urdoxa in Me Three